
AI-generated picture to show the idea. Yours will look handmade.
No Wi-Fi
A Wi-Fi symbol cut from cardboard, with the top two arcs crossed out in red, plus a small “No internet” sign. It is the costume of every family gathering since 2010.
- TIME
- 45 min
- COST
- about $7
- SKILL
- Some cutting
What you need
- Cardboard, about 60 cm square
- Red and black markers
- A craft knife or scissors
- A paint stirrer or stick, and a small card for the sign
- Rope for shoulder straps
How to make it
- 1
Draw three curved arcs (like a rainbow, one inside the other) and a dot under them on the cardboard. Make each arc about 5 cm thick.
- 2
Cut them out. Colour the arcs black or dark grey, and the dot too.
- 3
Draw a thick red cross over the top two arcs with the red marker.
- 4
Stick the arcs onto a backing board so they hold together, and thread rope through two holes for shoulder straps.
- 5
Write “No internet” on a small card and tape it to a stick to wave around.
Make it better
- Say “turn me off and on again” to anyone who asks.
- Pair it with a buffering wheel for the full outage.
Questions
How do I stop the arcs falling apart?
Glue them to a single sheet of cardboard cut slightly larger than the symbol, and colour the backing black so it disappears.
Wear it in front of your own haunted CCTV
Upload four photos of your house and Cursed Cam turns them into a night-time security monitor where something is very wrong. Put it on the TV by the door.
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