AI-generated picture to show the idea. Yours will look handmade.

Ketchup and Mustard

Two tall cardboard bottles in red and yellow worn over your body, with white labels and cone nozzle hats in matching colours. Squeeze past each other at the party.

TIME: 120 min
COST: about $15
SKILL: Some cutting

What you need

Cardboard tubes for the bodies
Red and yellow paint
White paper for labels
Cone hats from card
Rope for straps

How to make it

1
Roll a tube to fit round each person.
2
Paint one red and one yellow.
3
Make labels and glue them on the front.
4
Make nozzle hats from cones of card.
5
Add shoulder straps.

Make it better

Add a drizzle of paint down the front.
Stand close for the photo.

Questions

Do these look like a real brand?

They are generic bottles with plain labels, not any brand's design.

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