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Avocado Toast

One of you is a slice of golden toast with a pat of butter, the other is an avocado half with a brown stone in the middle of the chest. Brunch has arrived.

TIME: 90 min
COST: about $12
SKILL: Easy

What you need

Cardboard
Golden brown, green and brown paint
A yellow paper square for butter
Marker
Rope for shoulder straps

How to make it

1
Cut a toast slice shape with a rounded top and paint it golden with darker edges.
2
Cut an avocado shape and paint it green with a paler middle.
3
Add a brown circle for the stone and a yellow butter pat.
4
Add straps to each.
5
Stand together.

Make it better

Carry a tiny plate of real toast.
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Questions

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Add a little cardboard chilli flake sprinkle on the avocado.

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